G M (Grand Meister)

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This is the age old question, many even question the need for a GM, after all 50% of us can stand there scratching their balls while talking bollocks, some (mainly ex GMs) think there is a highly skilled art in bringing order to the unruly rabble of the circle.

R A (Religious Adviser)

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lets face it you are a GM wannabee, their very own minime, you can usually spot this very sad hasher sat on the GMs lap, sat waiting for the GM to become ill so they can step into the limelight.

Hash Cash

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That annoying harsher who pesters you for money, they sit there making little piles and crossing check boxes in their well organised little hash lives, 

Beer Meister

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The most important member of our club, we can get a trained monkey to replace the GM or RA, but if the Beer Meister goes down then its game over, Beer Miester please remember that with great power comes great responsibility.

Haberdash

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This is the age old question, many even question the need for a GM, after all 50% of us can stand there scratching their balls while talking bollocks, some (mainly ex GMs) think there is a highly skilled art in bringing order to the unruly rabble of the circle.

Hare Line

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Organised the hares, you may try to avoid his wrath but a time comes in every hashers life where they should contemplate becoming a hare. ex Jehovah witnesses usually do well in this roll, if you see the hairline approach you with a clipboard before the circle then run.

Hash Flash

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This is the age old question, many even question the need for a GM, after all 50% of us can stand there scratching their balls while talking bollocks, some (mainly ex GMs) think there is a highly skilled art in bringing order to the unruly rabble of the circle.

Web Geek

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If you like this website please feel free to give moonpig a drink at the hash, if not then its But For Whats fault. and please remember if it dos not work for you then its probably because you are stupid,