Song of Six Checks

Melody – Sing a Song of Six Pence

Sing a song of six checks,
A pocket full of flour,
Four-and-twenty hashers,
Lost on trail for hours.

And when they found the beer check,
There wasn’t any there,
They all agreed to go On-In,
And kill the fucking hares!

Variant: The word “lynch” is sometimes used in place of the word “kill,” probably a lot in the South.