Take It In Your Hand Mrs. Murphy

Melody – Itself

Take it in your hand Mrs. Murphy,
For it only weighs a quarter of a pound,
It’s got hair on its neck like a turkey,
And it cums when you jerk it up and …

Variant: Or-G has a specific version of the song that he likes to sing, the original verse remains the same except that “hand” is changed to “ear” in the first line – a second verse is added as follows:

“Oh if I had the wings of an eagle,
and the balls of a hairy baboon,
I’d fly to the highest mountain,
And cornhole the man in the moon!”