Why Was She Born So Beautiful

Melody – Itself

Why was she born so beautiful?
Why was she born at all?
She’s no fucking use to anyone,
She’s no fucking use at all.
She’s may be a joy to her mother,
But she’s a pain in the asshole to me!

Actions: It is not uncommon for one or more hashers (particularly Happy Ass Grabber) to moon the accused during the final line, so be prepared.