You’re A Shitty Hare

Melody – “Living on a Prayer” by Bon Jovi

You should have used more flour and chalk,
We followed your marks,
but they said ‘You’re fucked’
It su-ucked, you su-uck.

We wanted to drink Magic Hat,
But lost on your trail
We settled for Pabst
It su-ucked, you su-uck.

You’ve got to hold on to the drink you’ve got
It doesn’t make a difference if it’s beer or a shot
This is for the tit checks you forgot
You’ll be drinking a lot!

Woah-oh there was no beer out there!
Woah-oh you’re a shitty ha-are!
Take some flour and use it out there!
Woah-oh you’re a shitty ha-are!

You’re a shitty ha-a-are!