God Bless My Underpants

Melody – God Bless America

God bless my underpants,
Brand that I like,
Stand inside them,
And ride them,
Between my buns when I run or I bike.

From the waistband,
To the legholes,
To the fly flap,
Wet with piss,

God bless my underpants,
They look like this.

Actions: Typically upon singing the final line the RA will de-pants himself and show off his underpants to the rest of the circle.