There Was a Little Bird
Melody – Itself
There was a little bird,
No bigger than a turd,
Sitting on a telephone pole,
He ruffled up his neck,
To shit about a peck,
He puckered up his little asshole.
Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole.
You’re nothing but a bunch of assholes.
Actions: during the refrain of “Asshole” all members of circle point at the accused.