When the End of the Month Rolls Around
NOTES: Two verses are sung to start the song, followed by the chorus. Two additional verses and the chorus then alternate for the duration of the song. Each verse typically changes the first line with the second line being “When the end of the month rolls around.” The chorus typically ends the song.
WHEN THE END OF THE MONTH ROLLS AROUND
Melody – As the Cassions Go Rolling Along
SAMPLE VERSES:
You can tell by the smell that she isn’t feeling well,
When the end of the month rolls around.
You can bet it ain’t sweat when her underwear is wet,
When the end of the month rolls around.
CHORUS:
Singing hi, hi, hee, to the tampon factory,
Shout your size and sing it loud and clear,
We got small, medium, large,
We got enough to fill a barge,
When the end of the month rolls around.
ADDITIONAL VERSES:
- You can tell by her walk, that all you’ll do is talk,
- Well you’re shit out of luck, if you want to fuck,
- You can tell by her pout, that her eggs are falling out,
- What the hell’s with these sheets, did I fuck a bag of beets?
- Well the sex is maybe, but its better than a baby
- You can tell by her bitchin, that she’ll take it in the kitchin (and kitchen means butt)
- You can tell by that string, that somethings plugging up her thing
- You can tell by that puddle, that all you’ll do is cuddle
- You can tell by her walk, that all you’ll do it talk
- You can see it in her eyes that she’s got blood between her thighs
- You can tell by her moanin’ that she’s losing hemoglobin
- You can tell by the stain that she’s in a lot of pain
- You can tell by her stance she’s got cotton in her pants
- You can tell by the blotch that she’s got a leaky crotch
- You can tell by her mess that it must be TSS
