Woodpecker Song

NOTES: While singing this song it is best to pantomime the actions being described. There is no chorus to this song, just verses.

WOODPECKER SONG
Melody – Dixie

I put my finger in the woodpecker’s hole,
And the woodpecker said, “God bless my soul!
Take it out, take it out, take it out,
REMOVE IT!”

I removed my finger from the woodpecker’s hole,
And the woodpecker said, “God bless my soul,
Put it back, put it back, put it back,
REPLACE IT!”

I replaced my finger in the woodpecker’s hole,
And the woodpecker said, “God Bless my soul!
Turn it round, turn it round, turn it round,
REVOLVE IT!”

I revolved my finger in the woodpecker’s hole,
And the woodpecker said, “God bless my soul,
Turn it back, turn it back, turn it back,
REVERSE IT!”

I reversed my finger in the woodpecker’s hole,
And the woodpecker said, “God bless my soul,
In and out, in and out, in and out,
RECIPROCATE IT!

I reciprocated my finger in the woodpecker’s hole,
And the woodpecker said, “God bless my soul,
Slow it down, slow it down, slow it down,
RETARD IT!

I retarded my finger in the woodpecker’s hole,
And the woodpecker said, “God bless my soul,
Once again, once again, once again,
REPEAT IT!

I repeated my finger in the woodpecker’s hole,
And the woodpecker said, “God bless my soul,
Let it go, let it go, let it go,
RELEASE IT!

I released my finger in the woodpecker’s hole,
And the woodpecker said, “God bless my soul,
Pull it out, pull it out, pull it out,
RETRACT IT!

I retractedmy finger from the woodpecker’s hole,
And the woodpecker said, “God bless my soul,
Take a whiff, take a whiff, take a whiff,
REVOLTING!