Gang Bang

NOTES: This song begins with the chorus and the Verses are played out like a knock-knock joke. Verses can be sung in any order. At the conclusion of the song the chorus is sung again.

GANG BANG
Melody – “Billboard March”

CHORUS:
I love a gang bang, Oh yes I do,
‘Cause a gang bang makes me feel so good.
When I was younger, and in my prime,
I used to gang bang all the time,
But now I’m older, and turning gray,
I only gang bang twice a day.

SAMPLE VERSE:
Leader: Knock-knock
All: Who’s there?
Leader: Ida
All: Ida, who?
Leader: Ida want another gang bang!

OPTIONAL VERSES:

• Ranger,
  Arranger for best entry at the gang bang! (chorus)
  
  
• Oliver,
  All of her clothes were off at the gang bang! (chorus)
  
  
• Dolly Parton
  Dolly’s partin’ her thighs at the gang bang! (chorus)
  
  
• YurinYurin for sloppy seconds at the gang bang! (chorus)
  
  
• Tijuana
  Tijuana bring your mother to the gang bang! (chorus)
  
  
• Kissinger
  Kissinger great, but fuckin her’s better at the gang bang! (chorus)
  
  
• Orange
  Aren’t you glad you’re at the gang bang! (chorus)
  
  
• Aspen
  I spend too much time at the at the bang bag (chorus)
  
  
• Irish
  I wish we were at the gang bang (chorus)
  
  
• Shelby
  She’ll be sore after the gang bang! (chorus)
  
  
• Police
  P-P-P-Please take me to the gang bang! (chorus)
  
  
• Platypus
  Plenty O puss at the gang bang! (chorus)
  
  
• Howard
  How were the tits at the gang bang! (chorus)
  
  
• Extinct
  It stinked like fish at the gnag bang! (chorus)
  
  
• Maybell
  Maybe she’ll do us all at the gang bang! (chorus)
  
  
• Ilene
  I leaned her over the couch at the gang bang! (chorus)
  
  
• Heada
  Had a lot of sex at the gang bang! (chorus)
  
  
• Shirley
  Surely you got laid at the gang bang! (chorus)
  
  
• Ima
  I’m a glad we had this gang bang! (chorus)
  
  
• Eisenhower
  I’s an hour late for the gang bang! (chorus)
  
  
• Gladiator
  Glad he ate her out before the gang bang! (chorus)
  
  
• Dixie
  My dicks erect at the gang bang! (chorus)
  
  
• Kenya
  Can ya give me directions to the gang bang! (chorus)
  
  
• Abbott
  I bet you won’t be alone at the gang bang! (chorus)
  Charlie Pryde
  Charlie pried her legs apart at the gang bang! (chorus)