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Days of the Week


Notes: Each line is repeated back at the leader of the song. For the last line of the chorus all members raise their cups over their head and dance around in a circle. After each new Verse, the last line of all previous verses are repeated before the chorus is sung.

DAYS OF THE WEEK
Melody – Itself

BEGINNING VERSE:
Today is Monday, (Today is Monday)
Monday is a wanking day. (Monday is a wanking day)

CHORUS:
Leader: Is ev’rybody happy?
All: You bet your ass we are!
Da da dut da da, da da dut da da

ADDITIONAL VERSES:

  • Today is Tuesday,
    Tuesday is a finger day.
    Monday is a wanking day. (chorus)

  • Today is Wednesday,
    Wednesday is a mmhmm day,
    Tuesday is a finger day.
    Monday is a wanking day. (chorus)

  • Today is Thursday,
    Thursday is a hashing day,
    Wednesday is a mmhmm day,
    Tuesday is a finger day.
    Monday is a wanking day. (chorus)

  • Today is Friday,
    Friday is a fucking day,
    Thursday is a hashing day,
    Wednesday is a mmhmm day,
    Tuesday is a finger day.
    Monday is a wanking day. (chorus)

  • Today is Saturday,
    Saturday is a drinking day,
    Friday is a fucking day,
    Thursday is a hashing day,
    Wednesday is a mmhmm day,
    Tuesday is a finger day.
    Monday is a wanking day. (chorus)

  • Today is Sunday,
    Sunday is a day or rest.
    Saturday is a drinking day,
    Friday is a fucking day,
    Thursday is a hashing day,
    Wednesday is a mmhmm day,
    Tuesday is a finger day.
    Monday is a wanking day. (chorus)


VARIANTS: Depending on where you are and on what days the local hash is run, the lyrics may be changed to make note of this fact.