Days of the Week

Notes: Each line is repeated back at the leader of the song. For the last line of the chorus all members raise their cups over their head and dance around in a circle. After each new Verse, the last line of all previous verses are repeated before the chorus is sung.

DAYS OF THE WEEK
Melody – Itself

BEGINNING VERSE:
Today is Monday, (Today is Monday)
Monday is a wanking day. (Monday is a wanking day)

CHORUS:
Leader: Is ev’rybody happy?
All: You bet your ass we are!
Da da dut da da, da da dut da da

ADDITIONAL VERSES:

• Today is Tuesday,
  Tuesday is a finger day.
  Monday is a wanking day. (chorus)
  
  
• Today is Wednesday,
  Wednesday is a mmhmm day,
  Tuesday is a finger day.
  Monday is a wanking day. (chorus)
  
  
• Today is Thursday,
  Thursday is a hashing day,
  Wednesday is a mmhmm day,
  Tuesday is a finger day.
  Monday is a wanking day. (chorus)
  
  
• Today is Friday,
  Friday is a fucking day,
  Thursday is a hashing day,
  Wednesday is a mmhmm day,
  Tuesday is a finger day.
  Monday is a wanking day. (chorus)
  
  
• Today is Saturday,
  Saturday is a drinking day,
  Friday is a fucking day,
  Thursday is a hashing day,
  Wednesday is a mmhmm day,
  Tuesday is a finger day.
  Monday is a wanking day. (chorus)
  
  
• Today is Sunday,
  Sunday is a day or rest.
  Saturday is a drinking day,
  Friday is a fucking day,
  Thursday is a hashing day,
  Wednesday is a mmhmm day,
  Tuesday is a finger day.
  Monday is a wanking day. (chorus)

VARIANTS: Depending on where you are and on what days the local hash is run, the lyrics may be changed to make note of this fact.