Beastiality’s Best

NOTES: The chorus starts the song, followed by additional verses. After each verse the chorus is repeated and another verse is added. Verses can be sung in any order. Verses and simply repeating of the same line four times, with slight additions after each time the line is sung. “Boys” is added after the first and third time a line is sung, with “beastiality” yelled after the second line, and “because” added after fourth line. When the song is completed, the chorus is sung a final time.

BEASTIALITY’S BEST
Melody – Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Boys

CHORUS:
Bestiality’s best, boys,
Bestiality’s best – FUCK A WALLABY!
Bestiality’s best, boys,
Bestiality’s best.

SAMPLE VERSE
Make a llama a mama, boys,
Make a llama a mama (BESTIALITY!)
Make a llama a mama, boys,
Make a llama a mama, (BECAUSE) . . .(chorus)

OPTIONAL VERSES:

• Stick your dork in a stork
  
  
• Make an eel squeal
  
  
• Rub your beaver on a retriever
  
  
• Rub your box on a fox
  
  
• Rub your clitoris on a hippopotamus
  
  
• Rub your clitty on a kitty
  
  
• Rub your cunt on an elephunt
  
  
• Rub your twat on an ocelot
  
  
• Grind your mound on a hound
  
  
• Drip your juice on a moose
  
  
• Give your milk to an elk
  
  
• Fool with the tool of a mule
  
  
• Anyway you can with a pelican
  
  
• Be a queer with a deer
  
  
• Be a rotter with an otter
  
  
• Be very pleasant to a pheasant
  
  
• Bring a flea to her knees
  
  
• Chuck your sperm in a worm
  
  
• Do an illegal with an eagle
  
  
• Do it funky with a monkey
  
  
• Down the throat of a goat
  
  
• Drop some goo in a shrew
  
  
• Ejaculate in a snake
  
  
• Get a suck from a duck
  
  
• Get in deep with a sheep
  
  
• Get it out for a trout
  
  
• Give a lickin’ to a chicken
  
  
• Give your milk to an elk
  
  
• Go a rounder with a flounder
  
  
• Go and defile a crocodile
  
  
• Be a pimp for a chimp
  
  
• Have a frig with a pig
  
  
• Have a fuck with a duck
  
  
• Have a goose with a moose
  
  
• Have a lark with an aardvark
  
  
• Have a rape with an ape
  
  
• Have a shag with a stag
  
  
• Have a squirm with a worm
  
  
• In the Bahamas with some llamas
  
  
• In the sack with yak.
  
  
• Have intercourse with a horse
  
  
• Make it limp in a chimp
  
  
• Make it twirl in a squirrel
  
  
• Make love with a dove
  
  
• Make some porn with a unicorn
  
  
• In the bog with a dog
  
  
• On a train with a crane
  
  
• Part the hare of a mare
  
  
• Put it in the mid of a squid
  
  
• Put your cock in a peacock
  
  
• Put your noodle to a poodle
  
  
• Put your thang in an orangutan
  
  
• Shoot your load in a toad
  
  
• Shove your log in a dog
  
  
• Shove your willy up a filly
• Sixty-nine with a swine
  
  
• Stick your dork in a stork
  
  
• Stick your needle in a beetle
  
  
• Up the ass of a bass
  
  
• Up the fanny of a nanny
  
  
• Up the hole of a mole