Nipples

Melody – Jada

Nipples! Nipples!
N-I-P-P-L-E-S!

Nipples! Nipples!
N-I-P-P-L-E-S!

Lick them, flick them, play with them too,
That’s where babies go to get goo.

Nipples! Nipples!
That’s what makes the titties fun!

Variant: The word “babies” is sometimes changed to “hashers”, suggesting that hashers enjoy lactating women.

Notes: An excellent way to get the RA mad at you is to learn this song and “Scrotum” and to switch the lyrics to the second portion – if you do I will kick you in the nuts. Extra P’s may be added to the second and third line, as Calvin Klein tended to do this while traveling on the “Train of Triumph.”