Her Left Tit

Melody – My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean

Her left tit hangs down to her belly,
Her right tit hangs down to her knees,
If her left tit exceeded her right tit,
She’d gets lots of weenie from me!

Optional Verse:

Throw back, throw back,
Throw back them titties for me, for me.
Throw back, throw back,
Oh throw back them titties for me!

Note: This song’s optional verse is normally sung to a rather well-endowed Harriette, in the hopes that she jiggles her breasts in a attempt to oblige the additional verse.