Fuck Off Ya Wank

Melody – Auld Lang Syne

Fuck off, ya wank, fuck off, ya wank,
Fuck off, ya wank, fuck off! (Fuck off!)

Fuck off, ya wank, fuck off, ya wank,
Fuck off, ya wank, fuck off! (Fuck off!)

Variant: The word “piss” can also be substituted for the word “fuck.”

Actions: It is not uncommon to flip the bird at whoever the subject of the song is.

Notes: This song occasionally doubles as a departing melody for any hashers who have to leave before circle has been completed.