Finger In Your Beer

Melody – Itself

How would, you like, my finger in your ear?
How would, you like, my finger in your ear?
Not fucking likely! Not fucking likely! Not fucking likely!

How would, you like, my finger in your rear?
How would, you like, my finger in your rear?
Not fucking likely! Not fucking likely! Not fucking likely!

How would, you like, my finger in your beer?
How would, you like, my finger in your beer?
Not fucking likely! Not fucking likely! Not fucking likely!

Actions: During the song several hashers usually attempt to stick their fingers in the places mentioned in the verse. When the line “not fucking likely” is sung the circle usually puts their beers above their heads and dances in a circle.