Walking Through the Woods

Melody – Old Hundredth

As I was walking through the woods,
I shat myself, I knew I would,
I cried for help, but no help came,
So I shat myself again!

As I was walking through St. Paul’s,
A vicar came and grabbed my balls,
I cried for help, but no help came,
So he grabbed my balls again!

As I was lying in the grass,
Some bastard rammed it up my ass,
I cried for help, but no help came,
So he rammed it up my ass again!