Tecate

Melody – La Cucaracha

I like Tecate,
I like Tecate,
And Tecate likes me,
I drink Tecate,
I drink Tecate,
And now I have to go and pee.

Optional Verses:

I fucked your sister,
I fucked your sister,
And your sister fucked me,
I fucked your sister,
I fucked your sister,
And now it burns with I pee.

My cock will choke you,
My cock will choke you,
When I put it in your mouth,
My cock will choke you,
My cock will choke you,
When I put it in your mouth.

Can’t say your safe word,
Can’t say your safe word,
When my cock is in your mouth,
Can’t say your safe word,
Can’t say your safe word,
When my cock is in your mouth.

Notes: This is the most annoying hash song of all time and it will get stuck in your head for the rest of eternity, proceed at your own risk.