Yogi Bear

NOTES: The first verse is sung, followed by the chorus. Additional verses are then added, with the chorus sung in between. Each time the chorus is sung, the words are changed to match what was sung in the prior verse.

YOGI BEAR
Melody – Camptown Races

FIRST VERSE:
There is a bear in the deep dark woods,
Yogi, Yogi,
There is a bear in the deep dark woods,
Yogi, Yogi Bear.

FIRST CHORUS:
Yogi, Yogi Bear,
Yogi, Yogi Bear,
There is a bear in the deep dark woods,
Yogi, Yogi Bear.

SAMPLE VERSE:
Yogi has a little friend,
Boo-Boo, Boo-Boo,
Yogi has a little friend,
Boo-Boo, Boo-Boo Bear!

SAMPLE CHORUS:
Boo-Boo, Boo-Boo Bear,
Boo-Boo, Boo-Boo Bear,
Yogi has a little friend,
Boo-Boo, Boo-Boo Bear

ADDITIONAL VERSES::

• Boo-Boo has a girlfriend,
  Cyndi, Cyndi,
  Boo-Boo has a girlfriend,
  Cyndi, Cyndi Bear
  
  
• Cyndi has a shaven snatch,
  Grizzly, Grizzly,
  Cyndi has a shaven snatch,
  Grizzly, Grizzly Bear
  
  
• Cyndi likes it on the ice,
  Polar, Polar,
  Cyndi likes it on the ice,
  Polar, Polar Bear!
  
  
• Cyndi missed her period,
  Pregnant, Pregnant,
  Cyndi missed her period,
  Pregnant, Pregnant Bear!
• Yogi has a girlfriend,
  Suzi, Suzi,
  Yogi has a girlfriend,
  Suzi, Suzi Bear!
  
  
• Suzi doesn’t wash her snatch,
  Gummy, Gummy,
  Suzi doesn’t wash her snatch,
  Gummy, Gummy Bear!
  
  
• Cyndi wears lingerie,
  Teddy, Teddy,
  Cyndi wears lingerie,
  Teddy, Teddy Bear!
  
  
• Suzi likes it up the rear,
  Dirty, Dirty,
  Suzi likes it up the rear,
  Dirty, Dirty Bear!
  
  
• Suzi she has great big tits,
  More than, More than,
  Suzi she has great big tits,
  More than, More than I can bear
  
  
• Yogi didn’t use a condom,
  Daddy, Daddy,
  Yogi didn’t use a condom,
  Daddy, Daddy Bear
  
  
• Boo-Boo likes it upside down,
  Koala, Koala,
  Boo-Boo likes it upside down,
  Koala’s not a Bear!
  
  
• Boo-Boo has a twelve-inch cock,
  Black Bear, Black Bear,
  
  
• Boo-Boo’s only three feet tall,
  Lucky, Lucky,
  Yogi’s a lucky bear
  
  
• Boo-Boo takes it up the butt,
  Gay, Gay,
  Boo-Boo takes it up the butt,
  Gay, Gay Bear!
  
  
• Yogi didn’t wipe his butt,
  Brown, Brown,
  Yogi didn’t wipe his butt,
  Brown, Brown Bear!
  
  
• Boo-Boo likes both black and white,
  Panda, Panda,
  Boo-Boo likes both black and white,
  Panda, Panda Bear!
  
  
• Yogi got a case of crabs,
  Itchy, Itchy,
  Yogi got a case of crabs,
  Itchy, Itchy!
  
  
• Yogi’s got an M-16,
  Right to, Right to,
  Yogi’s got an M-16,
  Right to, Right to Bear!
  
  
• Cyndi and Suzie are making out,
  Klondike, Klondike,
  Cyndi and Suzie are making out,
  Klondike, Klondike Bear!
  
  
• Suzie’s fucking vegetables,
  Cucum, Cucum,
  Suzie’s fucking vegetables,
  Cucum, Cucum Bear!
  
  
• Yogi hates the Cardinals,
  Cubbie, Cubbie,
  Yogi hates the Cardinals,
  Cubbie, Cubbie Bear!
  
  
• Boo-Boo hates the Packers,
  Chicago, Chicago,
  Boo-Boo hates the Packers,
  Chicago, Chicago Bear!