Its A Small Dick

Melody – It’s a Small World

Well it isn’t long and it isn’t think,
It gets hard too slow and it cums too quick,
It gets lost in her twat but it’s all that he’s got,
It’s a small, small dick.

It’s a small dick after all,
It’s a small dick after all,
Always limp from alcohol,
It’s a small, small dick!

Variant: The line “Impotent from alcohol” is sometimes used instead of the line “Always limp from alcohol” and a finger gesture is sometimes given to imitate a wilting phallus.