I’m a Little Hasher

Melody – I’m a Little Tea Pot

I’m a little hasher,
horny and drunk,
There is her bum and here is my junk,
When I get all worked up I whip it out,
Bend her over and make her shout!

Note: When the words “bum” and “junk” are sung the hash should point to those respective body parts. The final line can be enacted by bending a hariette over and thrusting in her general direction.