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I Masturbated


Melody – “I Wanna Be Sedated” by The Ramones

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours ago, I masturbated.
No one to do, not even a ho, so I masturbated.

Just grabbed me some kleenex, and a magazine.
Sitting in my chair, I’m gonna leave a sticky scene.
My face has gone all twitchy, I’m gonna show my “O”.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, OH! Down down dow-down, down, down, dow-down, I masturbated!