Dead Dog Rover

Melody – I’m Looking Over a Four Leaf Clover

I’m looking over,
My dead dog Rover,
That I over ran with the mower.

One leg is missing,
The other is gone,
The third leg is shredded,
All over the lawn.

You see there’s no use explaining,
The one remaining,
It’s spinning on the carport floor

I’m looking over,
My dead dog Rover,
That I ran over,
That I ran over,
That I ran over with the mower!

Actions: During the final three “That I ran over,” the motion of pushing a lawn mower is often mimed.

Notes: This song is usually sung to hashers who frequently bring their dogs to the hash; as such it is Happy Ass Grabber and Turbo Dog’s favorite Down-Down song.