Twinkle Twinkle Little Hasher

Melody – Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star

Twinkle, twinkle, little hasher,
Can’t you suck a little faster?
Down upon my meat so slow,
Like a whale about to blow,
Twinkle, twinkle, little hasher,
Can’t you suck a little faster?

Variants: The word “suck” is sometimes changed to “fuck.”