Twelve Inch Hard-On

Melody – I’m Looking Over a Four Leaf Clover

I’ve got a start on a twelve-inch hard-on
That I’ve had all afternoon.
Went to the doctor, she told me to cough,
I wish that she would whack it right off!
So come to me Venus, massage my penis,
And shrivel it like a prune,
‘Cause I’ve got a start on a twelve-inch hard-on
That I’ll probably have,
That I’ll probably have,
That I’ll probably have till June.