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Shitty Trail

Melody – The Mickey Mouse Club

S-H-I, T-T-Y,
Shitty trail, (It sucked!)
Shitty trail, (It blew!)
I’d rather drink a bucket of warm fucking vomit,
Than run your shitty trail,
S-H-I, T-T-Y,

Variant: Other hashes frequently use the line “The hares have gone and laid a shitty trail,” before the “I’d rather drink …” line – this never caught on in Chicago for whatever reason.

Notes: The line “I’d rather drink …” is usually spoken by the RA alone and Calvin Klein frequently uses this particular line, but anything horrible can be used in its place.