Peter Penis

Melody – Oscar Meyer Bologna Song

My penis has a first name,
It’s P-E-T-E-R,

My penis has a second name,
It’s P-E-N-I-S,

My girl she sucks it every day,
And if you ask her why she’ll say …

(gargle)

Notes: Upon reaching the last line the RA places beer in his mouth and gargles, mimicking a woman who can’t speak because she’s giving oral sex.

Variant: Women’s version.

His penis has a first name,
It’s P-E-T-E-R,

His penis has a second name,
It’s P-E-N-I-S,

I love to fuck him every day,
And if you ask me why I’ll say …
Cause Peter Penis has a way,
With my V-A-G-I-N-A!