DB #209ish - The Doggys New Year - New Hash - Bullshit Run/Walk

DB #209ish - The Doggys New Year - New Hash - Bullshit Run/Walk

Welcome, all you rugged trailblazers, belly-bouncing beer drinkers, and self-proclaimed "athletes" of the Drunken Bull Hash House Harriers! This year, we're ringing in the New Year with an event that's all about new beginnings (kinda), fresh trails (kinda), and enthusiastic promises of a healthier 2025 (definitely not).
Introducing: The Doggys New Year - New Hash - Bullshit Run/Walk!

What does this mean? Who knows! But if you show up with your best festive spirit (and your worst footwear...Oddball), you'll be treated to a mix of joggers, walkers, and someone who's just there for the snacks and beer. It's a new year, but don't worry, we'll still be following our time-honored tradition of running in circles, getting lost, and avoiding responsibility.

Expect:
- Hash trails that go absolutely nowhere: We'll give you directions, but they might as well be written in invisible ink.
- Plenty of "On On, I found the trail!" moments: Until you realize it's just a dog taking a bathroom break.
- Multiple false starts and confusing intersections: Because why should we make it easy on you? (We love a good loop.)
- Post-run/walk "celebration": Beer, snacks, and more beer. Did we mention beer? Oh, and we might pretend to be serious about stretching too.
So throw on your best outfit that screams "I've got this," lace up your questionable shoes, and get ready to hash it out. There will be bullshit, there will be running, and there will definitely be walking (mostly wanking, if we're being honest).
Because why should we let a little thing like "new year's resolutions" get in the way of tradition?
See you there, where the only thing harder than the trail is keeping a straight face.

Hares: Doggy and Sprouts
Location:
https://maps.app.goo.gl/z2w278kgPepNb3NLA

38.833442, -0.009208
When: SUNDAY, 12th January, at 11:00am
On after:
Bar Nou Girona
633 55 59 61
https://g.co/kgs/s2v1Qtm