DB Run # 138 ish - The Still-A-Toy-Boy Run
Fellow Hashers,
Join us on a mostly flat run/walk/crawl/cripple around Javeas Orange groves set by an alliance of a German and an English hasher, Brexit or no Brexit, this will be a complete mess up, so you can't miss this opportunity to see them fail.
IMPORTANT: This hash is also the birthday of our youngest Toy Boy on the hash. Daygo the Cougars Bi*h will turn 30 (with 10 years experience). After the run/walk we will drive up to his house and have the circle there (probably in the garage as the Antarctic is supposed to arrive in Jávea) followed by a Chili con Carne done by his Bih, Double Top, and of course cake from Alpha Bih. The amount of Bih in this text might make this run the Bi*hes Run.
So please RSVP.
The Walk will be around 5km ish and the Run about 10km ish
Essential Details:
Hares: Hell Mutt and Trolley Dolley
Date: Saturday January the 12th at 1pm!
Location:
https://goo.gl/maps/2fPRMt8SEGU2
or:
38°45'55.9"N 0°10'46.8"E
38.765514, 0.179670
Price: 5 Euro
Please RSVP and let us know if you come
!!!!!
| Event Date | 12-01-2019 1:00 pm |
| Individual Price | €5.00 |
| Location | DB Run # 138 ish - The Still-A-Toy-Boy Run |
Ok you horrible lot, time to get whipped up to a frenzy of excitement yet again as hares Blind F and Sex Researcher pull off the hash of the year (so far). For your delectation we invite you to join us for the above named hash........ And just as you are thinking what horrible hares we are..... (we are really) we've organised a sit down meal (where you use knives and forks) at Victoria's in Parcent for 5pm. (That's if you can manage to complete the assault course and subsequent circle!) Some hashers will remember this restaurant from the lovely meal we had there last year.. Victoria has kindly brought forward her opening times from 7pm to 5pm especially to accommodate us and we need attendance confirmation by Thursday at the latest for all the obvious reasons. The menu is listed below for a remarkably reasonable 10€.
Date. Sat 26th Jan 2019
Time. 1. 30pm (please note 1.30pm)
Distance. Run about 10ish kms, walk about 5ish kms
Price. 5 euros (meal 10€)
Meet. Eco Park, Alcalali ...... Approx 200 metres outside Alcalali on the CV720 to Parcent. Turn left, signposted Eco Park.
Google ref 38.748071,-0.043922
The menu is as follows and contains wine, bread and dips
Farmhouse Pate and toast with berry coulie
Vegetable Broth
Melon and Ham
Egg and Bacon Hollandaise
Coronation chicken salad
Haddock in Garlic butter
Beef Stew
Gammon and eggs
Half a roast chicken
Lemon cheesecake
Apple and pecan pie
Chocolate fudge cake and icecream
Icecream and baileys
10e per person, coffee not included.
From Blind F?k and Sex Researcher. Please RSVP by Thursday latest.
| Event Date | 26-01-2019 1:30 pm |
| Individual Price | €5.00 |
| Location | DB Run # 139 ish - The Alcohol Alley Asphalte and Almond Assault Adventure Run |
Hi. Here is the info:
Welcome to hash 140ish, the mounting goats hash.
The hash will start at 13:30 on Saturday 9th February from Sanet y Negrals 03769.
The start point will be Carrer Sirio Urb Montesano.
Coordinates 38 49' 24.6209'' N0,0 1' 42.5597'' W Please park with consideration for our neighbours.
We promise a trail of diverse terrain and far reaching views. Long trail about 8 Kms, short trail about 4kms.
Back to Doggy & Sprout's for circle and Asian type food. Please RSVP please by Thursday.
| Event Date | 09-02-2019 1:30 pm |
| Individual Price | €5.00 |
| Location | DB Run # 140 ish - The mounting goats hash Run |
DB Run # 144 ish - The Death-Valley Run
Fellow Hashers,
Start your engines for this great hash, by the legendary hares Precast
P*** and Daygo the Cougars B**** as it will be in the hills with
fantastic views over the whole area, up to possibly Madrid and Ibiza.
Does that mean you have to climb a hill? No, it is as flat as Holland,
trust the hares....
The Walk will be around 5km ish and the Run about 10km ish
Essential Details:
Hares: Precast Prick and Daygo the CB
Date: Saturday March the 9th at 1pm!
Price: 5 Euro
Afterwards bring your own picnic.
Please RSVP and let us know if you come
!!!!!
| Event Date | 09-03-2019 1:00 pm |
| Individual Price | €5.00 |
| Location | DB Run # 144 ish - The Death-Valley Run |
Directions Run 145 , 23 March 2019 Start: 13:00 oclock
Hares BFW & Atame - Tunnel run
GPS : 38°47'16.68"N 0°04'30.81"W
From Javea exit the N 332 at Ondarra take the CV 731 to Orba.
At the junction in Orba (Bar Citrus on right side) turn right onto the CV 715 direction Tormes.
Travel 1.2 Km, turn left onto the CV 721, travel 600 Meters, turn right onto track,
FFCP(follow Flour) appox., 200 mtrs to CP.
Advisable to carry a small flashlight or use your phone, you have been warned…!!!!
Alternative route from Benidorm area, CV 715 to Tarbena / Parcent/ Orba…. Follow above directions
Restaurant and or Picnic weather permitting.
R.S.V.P.
On On
| Event Date | 23-03-2019 1:00 pm |
| Individual Price | Free |
| Location | DB Run # 145 ish - The Tunnel Run |
Costa Blanca Drunken Bull H3 Directions for RUN 146, Annual Pig roast, 06 April
Run starts at 13:00 sharp
Hares - DA cooking the pig, Foxy Lady, Production Mgr. and flour dumper BFW.
GPS: 38°35'07.64"N 0°08'44.29"W(tested on Google maps)
Traveling from the North, exit the AP7 at Exit Nbr.65 (Benidorm Levante) turn South onto the N332 travel a short distance and follow signs for Callosa Den Saria (CV70). Starting with the first Round- a-bout at Bendorm,travel towards Callosa , at the 5th roundabout (marked Nbr 5 ,with Mercadona on the left)take the third exit onto Avigunda de Coloma , travel approx. 1.7 km following signs for Elian School, Car park opposite school at far end of open ground.
Planned Pig Roast after the circle at DA and Foxy Lady`s house.
R.S.V.P. management accepts no responsibility for anything,right or wrong.. especially small people falling into swimming pools.
| Event Date | 06-04-2019 1:00 pm |
| Individual Price | €5.00 |
| Location | DB Run # 146 ish - The Anual Pig Roast Run |
Hash is CANCELED
The RA has lost it's power against the big dog in the sky and the previsions are bad, so the RA an GM cancel the hash for tomorrow 20.04.
OnOn
Happy Easter anyway.
DB Run #147ish - Easter-humping Run
Drunken Hashers,
For the 3rd time, trying to bring you into the glorious mountains, something happens and we can't lay it there. The weather forecast for Saturday is a possible Gota fria with up to 200Litres/m². Thus pending the weather conditions, expect an email on friday afternoon CONFIRMING the below Hash.
If it goes ahead (who said head):
The Walk will be around 5km ish and the Run about 10km ish
Essential Details:
Hares: Double Top (yes she can run again, or at least she pretends to until she falls again) and Daygo the CB
Date: Saturday April the 20th at 1pm!
Circle, if it rains in our garage, otherwise in the nature.
Start point: https://goo.gl/maps/axT6pzBAKx72
or:
38°44'39.7"N 0°11'53.7"E
38.744353, 0.198254
Afterwards bring your own picnic.
Please RSVP and let us know if you come
!!!!!
| Event Date | 20-04-2019 1:00 pm |
| Individual Price | €5.00 |
| Location | DB Run # 147 ish - The Easter-humping Run |
| Event Date | 04-05-2019 1:00 pm |
| Individual Price | €5.00 |
| Location | DB Run # 147 ish - The Senija Silliness Run |
Date: 1st June 2019
| Event Date | 01-06-2019 1:00 pm |
| Individual Price | €5.00 |
| Location | DB Run # 148 ish - The another Oddball territory Run |
Run number 148ish “What goes down must come up”.
Location Hipica Cañada del Sol (riding stables) – Cumbra Del Sol
Directions – From Javea past Mas y Mas on left to Benitachell, turn left at first traffic lights direction Cumbra Del Sol. Continue 2.2Km until Lady Elizebeth school is on your right. Continue straight past Euro Homes estate agents on left 400m to split in the road, stay left (Sector Begones) – tall thin sign shows Hipica. Continue 200m then turn left – Coca Cola sign and Hipica on left.
Run 8-10k ish?
Walk 5k ish?
Start time 1.0pm, 15th of June - Saturday
Circle and BBQ at our house nearby after run. We will supply Jacket spuds and Garlic Bread bring your own meat-fish whatever.
RSVP!!!
| Event Date | 15-06-2019 1:00 pm |
| Individual Price | €5.00 |
| Location | DB Run # 149 ish - The What goes down must come up Run |
CBH3 Run 150 Sat 13th… Run starts at 1300 Hares DA & Foxy Lady, Sir Prickalot.
Directions: Car park 38°36'21.90"N 0° 2'33.81"W
NOTE Car Park is underneath the N332 Bridge.
From Valencia Travel to Altea either on the N332 or AP7 (Exit 64)
After leaving the toll follow signs towards Altea, or if coming on the N332 after passing the Callosa Den Saria/Altea La Vella/AP7 turn off, travel 2 Km, turn right just before the bridge over the Algar River . Follow the road approx. 500 Mtr, cross the dry river bed, turn left at the sport field, car park 100 mtr…
From Benidorm Travel to Altea on the N332. After the old town turn left 300m before the bridge
at 38°36'16.77"N 0° 2'36.16"W. (no Left Turn after bridge over the Algar River)
in 200m follow road around to the right. Then in around 100ms turn right at the sport field, car park 100 mtr…
Triathletes è Bike 40km from Javea to car park, run 6km and swim 1km to beer stop.
Hashers è Run 7 Km, walk 3.5 km.
Swimming in Sea, Paella planned at local restaurant. RSVP ASAP
DA Foxy Sir P
| Event Date | 13-07-2019 1:00 pm |
| Individual Price | €5.00 |
| Location | DB Run # 150 ish - The paella on the sea Run |
DB Run # 151ish - The Tarantula Run
Fellow Hashers,
With a great new Javea location, starting in the woods and obviously
getting out into the sun, cum and follow us on this great hash. We will
be taking you left and right, up and down, uprooting trees, shrubs and
flours, like vikings.... through bushes (ladies please shave, so the men
don't get confused)
Distances yet to be confirmed :-D but
The Walk will be around 3-4km ish and the Run about 6-8km ish
Essential Details:
Hares: Double Top and Daygo the CB
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Due to unexpected work comittments, the hash will be on SUNDAY, SUNDAY,
SUNDAY. Did I mention SUNDAY!!
Date: SUNDAY July the 28th at 3pm!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Start point: https://goo.gl/maps/WkvCh3DqA7u186xW6 (38°45'59.4"N 0°08'19.2"E
38.766510, 0.138655)
Price: 5 Euro
Afterwards bring your own picnic in the SHADE.
Please RSVP and let us know if you come
!!!!!
| Event Date | 28-07-2019 3:00 pm |
| Individual Price | €5.00 |
| Location | DB Run # 151 ish - The Tarantula Run |
Hashers,
Welcome to hash 152, where you will be able to pick your own blackberries, tomatoes and donkeys legs and choose which coloured umbrella you want to shade under (sound a bit mad.....you bet!). Due to local fiestas and opening times of the swimming pool, we are now starting the hash at 3PM, 3PM, 3PM.
Date....... 10th July 2019
Start....... 3PM 3PM 3PM
Place....... Font Del Polble, Benigembla
Google.....38.756529,-0.110448(ish)
Hares.......Blind F?k and Sex Researcher
Price.........5€ for hash drinks (plus 10€ for the tapas and 2€ for swimming pool)
Itinerary....Hash,swim,circle then tapas.
DIRECTIONS. - From Parcent take the CV720 to Benigembla. On arrival in Benigembla, at the roundabout take the first right (CV719 to Murla). Then take the first left at the Benigembla village sign onto Carrer Llarc. Follow this road to the end, bear right and then after 100 metes fork left to Font Del Poble, down hill and Park by the BBQ area.
Entrants to the assault course coming from the Castells direction, pass bar Bon Aire on your left, at roundabout take 2nd left (CV719 to Murla). Then directions as above.
For those of you who have not already confirmed attendance, please do so before Saturday so you can be included for the tapas. Don't forget to bring your swim things and money, see you all at 3PM!!!!!
On on
BF & SR
| Event Date | 10-08-2019 3:00 pm |
| Individual Price | Free |
| Location | DB Run # 152 ish - The Blackberry Way Hash |
Sat 24 Aug, Start time 1400.
Hares: BFW & Little Rock.
Run approx. 8 km Walk 4.5 km. Cost € 5.-
GPS (google maps) 38°44'26.48"N 0°02'53.91"W
From Javea – Take the CV 720 from Pedreguer to Alkalali. Pass through Alkalali and continue towards Parcent Left turn, 25 meters past the Km 40 marker.(before reaching Parcent)
Visability at turning point not good, be careful.
Continue 650 mtrs. to the crossroad, turn left, car park after 200 Mtrs…
Direction from La Nucia
Take the CV 715 to Tarbena, pass Tarbena and continue for 14 Km on the CV 715 towards Parcent.
In Parcent turn right on to the CV 720 direction Alkalali.Turn right before Km 40, Follow directions as above.…
By popular request,Meal arranged at “Victoria Restaurant” € 10.- ea.
Note : anyone interested in swimming, Recommended salt water pool “Bar Picina, 5 mins drive from run site, € 2.- each..
GPS 38°44'18.56"N 0°04'25.97"W
| Event Date | 24-08-2019 2:00 pm |
| Individual Price | €5.00 |
| Location | DB Run # 153 ish - The Butt for Rock Run |
| Event Date | 07-09-2019 2:00 pm |
| Event End Date | 07-09-2019 8:00 pm |
| Individual Price | €5.00 |
| Location | DB Run # 154ish moonpig madness |
Hashers directions for Run 155,
Directions run 155 ish, 05 Oct 2019
Start Time : 14:00 Hares Tight Fit & BFW
Run 7-8 km walk 5 km.. Cost 5€
GPS 38°43'11.7"N 0°04'50.1"E
From Javea, (or Ap7 exit Benissa) take N332 towards Benissa, at the second round-about , take the 5th exit onto Ctra. De La Estacion, Travel 1.4 Km following signs for “Estacio”, Do not take the turn-off for Moraira,Calp, travel a further 50 Mtrs, Take the left fork then keep left (do not descend to the station) travel a further 750 mtr, turn right ,100 mtrs to Car park.
Restaurant not confirmed yet, picnic always possible.
Remember : Hash is not supplying plastic water bottles…
RSVP
| Event Date | 05-10-2019 2:00 pm |
| Individual Price | €5.00 |
| Location | DB Run # 155 ish - The Tight Butt Run |
Greetings Hashers,
Our next hash on 19th October (No.156ish) will be in the Jesus Pobre / Montgo area
Start Time : 15:00 Hares HB & HP
Run 8 km walk 5 km Cost 5€
GPS 38.804752 or 38°48'17.1"N - 0.091290 or 0°5'28.6"E
Directions: Head for Jesus Pobre; from the South on the N332 turn right in Gata de Gorgos, pass through Jesus Pobre until the CV735 then turn right and the CP is immediately on the left. From Denia along the CV735, the CP is just past the turning to Jesus Pobre on the left. From Javea on the CV735 the CP is just before the turning to Jesus Pobre on the right. The CP is compact so park tight! The hares can direct you to overflow parking if necessary.
Note: Start time later to coincide with restaurant which will be The Montgo and around €14.50.
Remember : Hash is not supplying plastic water bottles
RSVP if you are attending and whether you are dining
HB/HP
| Event Date | 19-10-2019 3:00 pm |
| Individual Price | €5.00 |
| Location | DB Run # 156 ish - The Poor Jesus Run |
DB Run # 157 ish - The Death-Valley Run Fellow Hashers, Start your engines for this great hash, by the legendary hares Precast P*** and Daygo the Cougars B**** as it will be in the hills with fantastic views over the whole area, up to possibly Madrid and Ibiza. Does that mean you have to climb a hill? No, it is as flat as Holland, trust the hares.... The Walk will be around 5km ish and the Run about 10km ish Essential Details: Hares: Precast Prick and Daygo the CB Date: Saturday November the 2nd at 2pm! IMPORTANT: Not all the cars can get to the start point, so you might have to park a little further down. Start point: https://goo.gl/maps/rYgHnw6dj8M2 (38°45'27.5"N 0°03'47.4"E; 38.757639, 0.063167) possible Car park: https://goo.gl/maps/mZAeEESEb5T2 (38°45'26.4"N 0°03'51.9"E; 38.757338, 0.064414) Price: 5 Euro Afterwards we will have German sausage with Baguette (provided by hash cash) Please RSVP and let us know if you come !!!!!
| Event Date | 02-11-2019 2:00 pm |
| Individual Price | €5.00 |
| Location | DB Run # 157 ish - The Death-Valley Run |
The Beans in the Bush Run
Hares : Bycicle Bell & Soft Top
Sart time : 14:00 Rum Aprox. 10 Km Walk 5 Km Fee: 5.00 Euro
| Event Date | 16-11-2019 2:00 pm |
| Event End Date | 16-11-2019 6:00 pm |
| Individual Price | €5.00 |
| Location | Db run # 158 ish |
| Event Date | 30-11-2019 2:00 pm |
| Event End Date | 30-11-2019 |
| Individual Price | €5.00 |
| Location | DB Run 159 ish -The Fit Mutt Run |