Put Your Left Leg Over My Shoulder

Melody – Side by Side

Put your left leg over my shoulder,
Put your right leg over my shoulder,
La la la la!

Optional Verses:

Put your left tit over my shoulder,
Put your right tit over my shoulder,
Brr brr brr brr!

Variant: The last line of “la la la la” is replaced with a “mph mph mph mph” if the accused is a male instead of a female.

Actions: The “la la la la” is done with the tongue out while mimicking oral sex on a female. In the variant the “mph mph mph mph” is done while mimicking giving a blowjob, and the “brr brr brr brr” is a mimicking of motorboating.